The head of HR at my office has a Church of Satan coffee mug on his desk. There's nothing else in his office that is weird, and no other indication that he's a Satanist besides this mug. I suspect you're envisioning a fat, unwashed man-child with a ponytail, but this guy is just a regular-looking middle-aged man dressed in a business casual sweater and jeans.
Anonymous :
52 days ago :
№ 12298
>>12305
>>12298 (OP)
That is just a powerless, frustrated middle aged man going through his mid-life crisis by "being a bad boy".
>>12322>>12298 (OP) There's plenty of normal-looking normalfag normies who are closet freaks.
Anonymous :
52 days ago :
№ 12301
>>12314
>>12301
Literal Reddit “religion”
>>12318I imagine he's being ironic.
>>12301
CoS isn't real Satanism. Real Satanism is basically inverse Christianity with gnostic, hermetic, and Heathen syncretism. There's also New Age Satanism which is what O9A and its offshoots are, they believe in a lot of Jungian bullshit and can trace their origins back to the spiritual movements of the 60s.
The CoS is based. Only religion I am aware of that explicitly says that pedos are bad. Juuuuust saying.
Anonymous :
52 days ago :
№ 12302
>>12319
>>12302
Immediately where my mind went as soon as I saw the mug. He looks and acts exactly like the guy in that scene.
There's a fucking hilarious scene in Silicon Valley where some high up at Yahoo is initiated into the Church of Satan in a "dark ceremony". Trying to find the clip but it's impossible for some reason
>>12298 (OP)
That is just a powerless, frustrated middle aged man going through his mid-life crisis by "being a bad boy".
I imagine he's being ironic.
>>12301
The CoS is based. Only religion I am aware of that explicitly says that pedos are bad. Juuuuust saying.
CoS isn't real Satanism. Real Satanism is basically inverse Christianity with gnostic, hermetic, and Heathen syncretism. There's also New Age Satanism which is what O9A and its offshoots are, they believe in a lot of Jungian bullshit and can trace their origins back to the spiritual movements of the 60s.
>>12302
There's a fucking hilarious scene in Silicon Valley where some high up at Yahoo is initiated into the Church of Satan in a "dark ceremony". Trying to find the clip but it's impossible for some reason
Immediately where my mind went as soon as I saw the mug. He looks and acts exactly like the guy in that scene.
Anonymous :
51 days ago :
№ 12322
>>12429
>>12322
Honestly,with the obliteration of the boundary between the digital and physical worlds during the lockdowns,ALOT more people are closet freaks.A guy that's in my college class who seems like a normal dude is just a straight up neo-nazi despite,(or rather,fuelled by it),not being white.
>>12298 (OP) There's plenty of normal-looking normalfag normies who are closet freaks.
Anonymous :
48 days ago :
№ 12429
>>12430
>>12429 Also, you never know what depraved shit dudes are jacking it to.
>>12322
>>12298 (OP) There's plenty of normal-looking normalfag normies who are closet freaks.
Honestly,with the obliteration of the boundary between the digital and physical worlds during the lockdowns,ALOT more people are closet freaks.A guy that's in my college class who seems like a normal dude is just a straight up neo-nazi despite,(or rather,fuelled by it),not being white.
Anonymous :
48 days ago :
№ 12430
>>12482
>>12430
Patrick batman but he's a furry instead of a serial killer
>>12429
>>12322
Honestly,with the obliteration of the boundary between the digital and physical worlds during the lockdowns,ALOT more people are closet freaks.A guy that's in my college class who seems like a normal dude is just a straight up neo-nazi despite,(or rather,fuelled by it),not being white.
Also, you never know what depraved shit dudes are jacking it to.
I agree. That’s lame
Anonymous :
46 days ago :
№ 12653
>>12659
>>12653
I put on my wolf persona suit and enter into the furry meet up. "Shadow! It's great to see you man,how have you been?" My fursona's name isn't shadow,it's crimson,but it doesn't matter. This man doesn't even know I hate him and his wolf fursona as well. I say I going home. "No problemo,my friend,we'll grab drinks afterwards at your place!" Great.
We arrive home into my apartment. It's not the greatest apartment in the world,partially dusty and musty with the stains of dead dreams littering the floor,but the rent's good. The man,who I do not know,who I do not care to know,unzips his wolf fursona and reveals his true face. "What's the distro you're using on your thinkpad,by the way?" He talks in slurred speech mixed with the breath of liquor, as though his words were mashed together in a vineyard. I tell the stranger with my face,this horrifying,blank face that I don't run linux on that laptop,because It's my work laptop for my job. I do tell him about the exact model of the thinkpad,however. It was made in the 90s,a slimmer model of the previous bulkier lines. They cut the size down. They cut it down. I cut his head down.
I look into an empty mirror and strangle it whole. The life escaping his eyes as he is consumed by shock. Or perhaps it's my own reflection within his eyes that I see in that empty mirror.
I leave the apartment and open the door. I'm in the furry meet up. Nobody notices that I'm covered in blood,nor not in a fursuit. I see the exact shattered mirror of a man,walking up to me again,without a single wound on his body.
"Shadow! It's great to see you man,how have you been?"
>>12665>>12653
Thank you, I come here to get away from the most rote responses to the already played out chan debates.
>>12769>>12653
Cope faggot. Your diseased life is a blight on our time
>>13586>>12653
Gemmy soyjak party shiACCKKK
obsessed o algo
Furries to the gulag
It's not depraved, just autistic. Harmless imo.
both furries and pedos are attracted to beings that cannot consent. something to think about
>>12653
>>12482
Oh my fucking god. Are we seriously calling furryism depraved now. Are we doing this friggin gemmy soyjak party shit over behavior that is mildly unpleasant at worst
I put on my wolf persona suit and enter into the furry meet up. "Shadow! It's great to see you man,how have you been?" My fursona's name isn't shadow,it's crimson,but it doesn't matter. This man doesn't even know I hate him and his wolf fursona as well. I say I going home. "No problemo,my friend,we'll grab drinks afterwards at your place!" Great.
We arrive home into my apartment. It's not the greatest apartment in the world,partially dusty and musty with the stains of dead dreams littering the floor,but the rent's good. The man,who I do not know,who I do not care to know,unzips his wolf fursona and reveals his true face. "What's the distro you're using on your thinkpad,by the way?" He talks in slurred speech mixed with the breath of liquor, as though his words were mashed together in a vineyard. I tell the stranger with my face,this horrifying,blank face that I don't run linux on that laptop,because It's my work laptop for my job. I do tell him about the exact model of the thinkpad,however. It was made in the 90s,a slimmer model of the previous bulkier lines. They cut the size down. They cut it down. I cut his head down.
I look into an empty mirror and strangle it whole. The life escaping his eyes as he is consumed by shock. Or perhaps it's my own reflection within his eyes that I see in that empty mirror.
I leave the apartment and open the door. I'm in the furry meet up. Nobody notices that I'm covered in blood,nor not in a fursuit. I see the exact shattered mirror of a man,walking up to me again,without a single wound on his body.
"Shadow! It's great to see you man,how have you been?"
fuck i wrote i say i going home im going to fucking kill myself
great write up LMAO
it will be stolen and used to remake american psycho for the next gen
Anonymous :
44 days ago :
№ 12769
>>12771
>>12769 so wholesome and aryan!!!! let's retvrn together anon!!!
>>12772>>12769
Must have felt real cool to say that. I think you're the first person who ever thought to say something so badass in this entire board.
>>12788>>12769
If you live in Canada or the Netherlands there's a great program for level 0 edgelords like yourself
>>12791>>12769
Life does not have a value. That is not to say that it is priceless as a grand jewel, but rather completely worthless. For worth is something rather human in nature. That isn't to say that other animals don't have some kind of value system, it's just that the universe doesn't care about life at all in the slightest. After all, 99.9% of the universe would kill you. Boil you alive through the low amount of pressure in space. It also doesn't care because it's not human, just mostly gas.
Anonymous :
43 days ago :
№ 12791
>>12797
>>12791
sometimes I feel that the longer we live the more we absorb universe's apathy. it would explain why people tend to become more conservative as they age. it's also why living feels like a sin.
>>12769
>>12653
Cope faggot. Your diseased life is a blight on our time
Life does not have a value. That is not to say that it is priceless as a grand jewel, but rather completely worthless. For worth is something rather human in nature. That isn't to say that other animals don't have some kind of value system, it's just that the universe doesn't care about life at all in the slightest. After all, 99.9% of the universe would kill you. Boil you alive through the low amount of pressure in space. It also doesn't care because it's not human, just mostly gas.
Anonymous :
43 days ago :
№ 12797
>>12800
>>12797
I'm not that old,hell I'm not even in my 20's yet. I'm just partly jaded from life and mostly just retarded as hell. Makes sense why people think I'm old as hell then.
People become more conservative as they age because they hold onto the world that they knew. There is a right way to do things, and a wrong way to do things. Comfort,really. The root of all morality is comfort.
>>12791
>>12769
Life does not have a value. That is not to say that it is priceless as a grand jewel, but rather completely worthless. For worth is something rather human in nature. That isn't to say that other animals don't have some kind of value system, it's just that the universe doesn't care about life at all in the slightest. After all, 99.9% of the universe would kill you. Boil you alive through the low amount of pressure in space. It also doesn't care because it's not human, just mostly gas.
sometimes I feel that the longer we live the more we absorb universe's apathy. it would explain why people tend to become more conservative as they age. it's also why living feels like a sin.
>>12797
>>12791
sometimes I feel that the longer we live the more we absorb universe's apathy. it would explain why people tend to become more conservative as they age. it's also why living feels like a sin.
I'm not that old,hell I'm not even in my 20's yet. I'm just partly jaded from life and mostly just retarded as hell. Makes sense why people think I'm old as hell then.
People become more conservative as they age because they hold onto the world that they knew. There is a right way to do things, and a wrong way to do things. Comfort,really. The root of all morality is comfort.
Church of Satan/Satanic Temple nonsense is always the dumbest kind of contrarian LARP possible
HR department is just another name for ‘temple of moloch’